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This is my official website, which I started in 2005 in Korea. Hejuck Agma (해적 악마) is the Korean name I bestowed upon myself which means "Pirate Devil." I also created Hejuck Agma Brand, which you can see me wearing in some of my photos. The contents of this site may not be reproduced without the express written consent of Snake Mountain Studios, Major League Baseball, or the blessing of Satan. 2. What is your most memorable movie scene? It comes near the end of The Two Towers at the Battle of Helm's Deep. At dawn Aragorn looks to the east and sees Gandalf at the top of the hill about to lead a cavalry charge that wins the battle. "The White Rider" song fits so perfectly with the attack sequence and the aura of Gandalf that I get happy chills whenever I watch it. 3. Who would you most like to punch in the face? This answer can change every day, but now I'm feeling anyone who makes their dog a vegetarian. 4. What would be your entrance music if you were a professional fighter? "Black Friday" by Megadeth, which is about a serial killer and contains some pretty gruesome lyrics that would properly prepare me for battle. 5. Why don't you drink? Does anyone realize how dumb they sound when they ask this question? It's like saying "I don't understand why you don't drink alcohol. It tastes terrible, makes you fat, kills your brain cells, and may lead to your death. You're weird." That said, I tend to avoid alcohol that ain't Cristal, Courvoisier, Absinthe, Casillero del Diablo, or Little Penguin. 6. Who have you seen live in concert? All-American Rejects, Anthrax (2x), Better than Ezra, Black Label Society, Bon Jovi (3x), Buckcherry, Cheap Trick, Cinderella, Cradle of Filth (3x), The Darkness, Def Leppard, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Great White, Judas Priest (3x), Korn, Ludacris, Marilyn Manson, Megadeth (5x), Mötley Crüe (4x), Ozzy Osbourne, Pearl Jam, Poison (5x), Quiet Riot, Ratt (2x), The Scorpions, Skid Row (3x), Warrant (2x), and many more. 7. How did you choose your sports teams? Dallas Cowboys: Tony Dorsett was my favorite football player when I was three. I've seen the Cowboys win three Super Bowls and Emmitt Smith become the all-time leading rusher. Chicago Cubs: When I was five, I saw the Cubs play at Wrigley Field, and I've been a fan ever since. Game 7 of the NLCS is as far as I've seen them go. Los Angeles Lakers: When I started watching basketball at nine, Byron Scott was my favorite player. I've seen the Lakers win four championships, all with Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher. New Jersey Devils: I was a devil for Halloween when I was eight, and that's when I chose my favorite hockey team. I've seen the Devils win three Stanley Cups and Martin Brodeur become the all-time leader in wins and shutouts. 8. What are your fears? Giant Bugs: These include huge spiders, flying cockroaches and other bugs that are too big to vacuum. When I went to the Philippines, I was going pee-pee, and I saw a spider bigger than my face with legs longer than my fingers on the wall watching me. A couple minutes later, we assembled an army to try to kill it, and someone swatted it with a broom, so it flew directly at me. If it weren't for my dodgeball skills, I could have died; I damn near had a heart attack regardless. Freaks and Transsexuals: If they ever tried to touch me, I'd scream like Ned Flanders. Kryptonite: Luckily, this substance doesn't exist on earth, so I don't have to worry about it too much. The Billy Goat Curse: The Curse of the Bambino and the Black Sox Curse were destroyed; what makes the curse against the Cubs so powerful? Dammit! I don't know why I gave all this information considering there are plenty of people who wouldn't mind having me out of the way. 9. Do you have any superpowers? One of my powers is I can do Hakeem Olajuwon's Dream Shake. In a game where I was the token white guy, I did it and dizzied my defender like a drunk on a merry-go-round, so all the other brothers hollered like they just saw a big, ol' ass. Another is elements of my dreams come true in bizarre ways. For example, one time I dreamt that David Coverdale from Whitesnake died. The next day on the news a politician I'd never heard died; his name was Coverdale. 10. If you had a time machine, where would you go? I'd go to biblical times and put myself in some of the gospels, then come back and freak everyone out, especially the rednecks who see UFOs. |